I find it weirdly funny when 'sexy housework' shows up in my search stats. You'd be surprised how many actually search this every day. I know I was. Not so surprised anymore. The search keywords for blogs are scary on the best of days
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| I've realized that I am sadly ignorant in the porn department. Some of the stuff out there...Yikes! |
...but sexy housework?!? If there is one thing I DON'T think about doing housework it is sex. There is absolutely no traces of any kitchen porn going on in my mind, while I clean.
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| Nope, never happened |
There is no pondering the things I want to do to my husband when he comes home, while I tease the vacuum hose underneath the sofa, expertly touching all the right places.
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| House work in heels, a short skirt and stockings? Nope, won't happen |
There might be some swearing and I might kill a few people, or dogs mentally, while picking up their stuff, or hair. One thing that isn't happening, is sexy.
This is a more accurate picture. It's not a sensual dance with brooms. It is a fight to the death btw me and dirty dust bunnies. Ask my dogs. They'll agree.
I'm afraid I'm more like this when I'm done. But then, that's just me and I don't like housework particularly much.
Do you, ladies, do your housework in heels and sexy clothes, while batting your extra volume lashes to the dust bunnies?
Are you kidding? Have you seen the heels I wear? I'd die! :-p
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up!
Damn, you neither? I guess we killed someone's dream. How terribly, terribly sad
ReplyDelete...I bet there will be quite a few out there waking up tomorrow and still believe firmly that housework is done sexily and we'll find 'sexy housework' in our search keywords as usual :P
You mean that dirty old t-shirts and stinky new sweat isn't sexy? I've been misinformed!
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