Dear Spambot programmers and the companies who pay for their services

 Dear Spambot programmers

Learn to write proper English. Under no circumstance should you use Google Translate. It makes you appear like complete nincompoops.

At best the results are hilariously and helplessly funny and not in any ways that are good for you. At worst the results are simply pathetic.









Dear companies who buy the service of spambot

programmers/commercials

Stop it. Just don't buy them. They are doing you a disservice larger than life. It's not only a waste of your money, it is like an anti-commercial in effect.  Just give them the money if you have to, but for the love of dog, don't let them work for you. People who read these spambot translated ads would rather eat a salad with razorblades than buy your products/services. That is, if they are able to understand anything of the ads at all.






Here are a few examples

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What? These were comments on 2012 Review Meme the comments make no sense what so ever.

These were comments on  Stingy little buggers

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The clearness for your publish is not

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Really? Well, you certainly did not hit the nail upon the highest. What side-effects? Can you take a signal?

This was a comment on 2011 You should really work more on variation, my bot friend. Also, that was a whiny summary of a shitty year, there is no nail to be hit.

Definitely consider that that you stated. Your favourite reason appeared to be on the internet the easiest factor to be aware of. I say to you, I certainly get irked at the same time as other people consider worries that they plainly do not recognise about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top as neatly as outlined out the whole thing without having side-effects , folks could take a signal. Will likely be back to get more.

If you are going to spam my blog, could you at least use proper English and perhaps a little style? I'll give you an example of what I consider a WIN regarding spam bot nonsense

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This was an ad for a poker site and a comment on Georg has more friends than I This type of spam, I might even allow to remain unedited and undeleted. It's in understandable English, it's funny. It has nothing to do with the topic and it doesn't try to hide it. Kudos!