Dear person who is pissing off the weather gods
You need to stop. Whatever you're doing, you need to stop it right now! This insanity is getting out of control. We can't deal with all this snow any longer, it's killing us.
You need to apologize to them. Sincerely and truthfully. Get down on your knees, prostrate yourself, crawl naked on ice while singing in Mandarin, write I love you forever in blood a thousand times. I don't care. Whatever it takes, just do it and do it now!
If you don't do this you will suffer a horrible death and go to hell.