I just responded to my son's cussing in a rather bizarre way. Again
Simen: FAEN! = FUCK!
Me: Ja'a? = Ye'es?
I just somehow translated 'fuck' to 'mom'.
Me: G'natt = G'nite
Yeah. I can't even begin to explain this. I have no idea how I could hear it that wrong. It's like I have hearing
dyslexia. My son walks into a wall and cusses. I believe he is hitting
the wall to get my attention and then calling up: 'mom', or calling up: 'G'nite'.
...my son has a bad habit of walking into door frames, now that I think about it.
In my defense, I have been yelled at by the kids for not paying attention to them when surfing the net, so now I answer whenever I hear them. Not because I'm actually paying attention. I've just programmed my brain to spew out nonsense whenever I hear they're voices. Because obviously I don't listen. ...I would make a terrible defense lawyer.
I called my nephew Georg today. His mother heard it. Ye gods!