Oh lawdy! Someone, please just lead me behind the barn and end my misery!
I've got the runs. Full leakage in both ends. I am the worst, pitiful baby. And I shake all over.
It's over. Thank goodness. I have no idea how many times I threw up while sitting on the john. I lost count. The only good thing about stomach viruses, is that they don't last long, even though it's intense while it lasts.